Funny Pet Products! POSTED ON November 29, 2010 AT 3:48 PM BY Good Dog Hotel 0 COMMENT Blog Funny Pet Products! I feel silly enough when I buy my dog “pupcakes” at the doggie bakery, but this list of bewildering to downright ridiculous products moves into a brand new galaxy of silliness. 1. BOWSER BEER – For the pooch that likes to party. 2. DOGGIE HIGH CHAIR – Learn those table manners early! 3. POOP FREEZE (spray for waste removal) – Maybe it will feel less unpleasant to hold in your hand if it’s cold? 4. THE BOW LINGUAL(walkie-talkie-like pet translation device) – Fido’s saying: “You’re gullible!!” 5. NEUTICLES (testicular implants for neutered dogs) – I have nothing to say about this that you’re not already thinking yourself. 6. DOG CHASTITY BELT – Pretty self-explanatory. 7. DOG ARMOR – “They may take our reproductive organs, but they’ll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!” 8. SNUGGIES FOR DOGS – Silly, but oh so cute! 9. $400,000 SUPER DOG HOUSE – How ‘bout I move in, the dog can take my apartment? Article Written by Jenny Smith!