I feel silly enough when I buy my dog “pupcakes” at the doggie bakery, but this list of bewildering to downright ridiculous products moves into a brand new galaxy of silliness.
1. BOWSER BEER – For the pooch that likes to party.
2. DOGGIE HIGH CHAIR – Learn those table manners early!
3. POOP FREEZE (spray for waste removal) – Maybe it will feel less unpleasant to hold in your hand if it’s cold?
4. THE BOW LINGUAL(walkie-talkie-like pet translation device) – Fido’s saying: “You’re gullible!!”
5. NEUTICLES (testicular implants for neutered dogs) – I have nothing to say about this that you’re not already thinking yourself.
6. DOG CHASTITY BELT – Pretty self-explanatory.
7. DOG ARMOR – “They may take our reproductive organs, but they’ll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!”
8. SNUGGIES FOR DOGS – Silly, but oh so cute!
9. $400,000 SUPER DOG HOUSE – How ‘bout I move in, the dog can take my apartment?
